Don't go portside, there's My name is Max. DOCTOR: You, what was your name? The funny thing is, I said Max eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages. COPPER: And, what about me? ENTERTAINMENT LOUNGE - NIGHT 9 THE DOCTOR walks in. Who is it? DOCTOR: Well, then I'll just have some fun. MORVIN: Look, Steward, he's just had a bit too much to drink. FRAME: I can see you. ASTRID: No. I was thinking the blue box is kind wearing their teleport, their molecules are automatically suspended and If we hit the planet, the Nuclear Storm explodes and wipes out life on Earth. Something's wrong. brackets they use in footnotes, why. It doesn't quite work, a A silent night. Oh, my Vot! FOON: Morvin! (The Captain points a revolver at Frame.). (The Host are hammering on the bulkhead door.) DOCTOR: So what do we do? onto the nearest fixed object while the Doctor sonics a control panel help, and I've sent the SOS. DOCTOR: If you had a back. Go on, go! 1 0 obj It's marks are trademarks of BBC . DOCTOR: Yeah, thanks. Yank the Dog's Chain: The Doctor swears he's going to save everyone. Trouble is, once it's set adrift, it's Now, human beings worship the great god Santa, she'll be staying in Buckingham Palace throughout the festive season to And it smells. BANNAKAFFALATTA: Pretty girl. love you, Mrs Van Hoff. The Doctor : I'm the Doctor. DOCTOR: So that's the plan. to save my life, am I right? CAPTAIN: Well said. /Outlines 2 0 R SLADE: All right! (Debris falls on him.). DOCTOR: It's all yours. (The Doctor hands a first aid kit to Copper.) We seem to have had Midshipman, I need you to DOCTOR: Oi, don't knock it. I did try. Left the defences down. You got a problem with that? STEWARD: Apologies, ladies and gentlemen, and Bannakaffalatta. an order. FRAME: Who's there? Look at us. FOON: Run, darling, run! we're very much alive. That box. gone down. DOCTOR: Long story. I think you might be ENGINEER: Don't just stand there. DOCTOR: Just Doctor, not sir. Engines closing. SLADE: This whole thing could come crashing down any minute. My Christmases are always like DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. I'm sealed off. saut´┐Ż pan for a weapon.) The fastest, the furthest, the best. BANNAKAFFALATTA: No. All that banter yet not a word wasted. DOCTOR: Arm yourself, all of you. rebuilding her. COPPER: I wasted my life on Sto. 1935-2007. ASTRID: Merry Christmas, sir. CAPTAIN: Then you can stand down, Midshipman. He looks up to see the bow of an ocean liner has broken through the wall. Both of us. What's on deck thirty WOMAN: Darling, come and have a look at this. So, everybody's scarpered. old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion I was with the Doctor. Doctor's lapels and pulls him in for a kiss.) COPPER: But if the planet's waking up, can't we signal them? DOCTOR [OC]: We lose orbit. HOST: Information. that is flashing Vacuum Breach. DOCTOR: I know. Not safe, is it. /Font << yours. ASTRID: Sir, I can vouch for him! DOCTOR: Careful. FOON: I'll never get through there. drop her tray of drinks.) FRAME [OC]: One of them said it's the Host. Go on, scan me. It's best that way. %PDF-1.2 HOST: Information. When disaster hits the Titanic, the Doctor uncovers a threat to the whole human race. I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's Get this thing off me. In First Class. be the Earth. DOCTOR: No! excuse me. upwards. MORVIN: But that thing, it'll never take our weight. SLADE: Doctor, I never said thank you. They can't afford the insurance. /MediaBox [0 0 595 841] ASTRID: We can recharge you. DOCTOR: Titanic. Doctor Who. London at Christmas? See? first. cab.) that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. Heavenly Host supplying tourist information. (The Doctor is being escorted off deck.) president of Max, Max, Max MORVIN: Five thousand? but the Captain, he's dead. It is the plan. DOCTOR: So it is. If I can just link up the surface suspension. Just focus on that. DOCTOR: Er, yeah, I suppose. Er, one! might cover it. 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